Give Your Workouts More Cowbell

We all know the SNL cowbell skit. If you don’t, then you must have been on Mars, in a cave, with your fingers in your ears for the past 5 years. Watch it before reading this article:

Pretty damn funny. I mean, Christopher Walken and Will Farrell together never gets old, but allow me to break down the sketch for a minute. Notice how sullen Will Farrell’s character is at the beginning. He’s playing the cowbell half-a**, in the background, and getting no respect. In fact, the other members openly disrespect him when Walken comes in. Lo and behold Walken loves the cowbell and, since Farrell stuck to his guns, he’s become a star. All of a sudden he’s banging out every note and is the hero. How often do you think that you’re doing the wrong thing in the gym?

How often do you avoid new exercises for fear of looking stupid? How often do you avoid asking for help because you’re afraid it will make you look weak? Here’s what I see every time I walk into a commercial gym. Semi-fit people sweating away on cardio machines, terrible form on the most basic of exercises with way too much weight (guys) or way to little weight (girls), unqualified personal trainers ‘training’ clients, a couple scattered people with reasonably good form, 1-2 fit people with a notepad and pen being Cowbell Exercisers. [Read more...]

Improve Your Fitness by Limiting Your Choices

As I write this, I’m sitting in the living room of my friend’s home about 2 blocks from the famous Hollywood Boulevard.  I’ve been here since the 9th and won’t be home until the 30th.  The plan was to come here for 2 weeks and then return to the south, but I’ve been having too much fun, and actually swapped out my tickets for an even cheaper flight, so I figured I’d stay another week.

My birthday is August 4th, but I always celebrate the entire month (in my house, we call it birthday month).  It’s been the best birthday month yet and a great vacation gift to myself.

Being my first time in Los Angeles, I’m a bit overwhelmed as I’ve never been to such a big place in my life (other than flight layovers).  I’ve had the chance to meet some interesting people, and experience a slightly different culture than the southern living I’m accustomed to.

Regardless of the differences, I’ve fallen in love with the place thus far.  I’ve made some new friends, had some interesting experiences and conversations along the way.

In fact, this article is inspired from a conversation I’ve had most recently with a lady I met through my friend who’s hosting me. [Read more...]

The ABC’s of Advanced Booty Creation

Today’s article is a continuation of last week’s piece I did on building a bigger backside.  Today, my partner in crime, Roger Lawson, will be schooling you on some more movements you can add to your booty-building toolkit.

So without further ado, I’ll let Roger take it from here.

While reading JC’s latest post, a beast deep within my soul was awoken from its slumber. Was it the odd combination of chicken, broccoli and cinnamon rolls that I ate hours early? Nay! It’s the fact that a strong and powerful set of hindquarters is a topic that is near and dear to my heart, and because of this I go by many names.

The Sultan of Seat

The Bishop of Buns

The Chief of Cheek

The Forger of Fanny

Call my what you will, but a butt hater I am not.

Enough of the jibba jabba. I’ve come bearing bountiful gifts, so let’s open this bag and get right to it. [Read more...]

Sneaky Ways To Trigger Muscle Growth

Photo Credit: Katie Tegtmeyer

Thanks to Chris from ZenToFitness for this guest article.

Muscle growth is easy at first but then it becomes elusive, time passes with little change in body composition in spite of good eating and hard training in the gym. For me it even comes to a point that my muscle size and strength totally stall unless I use something to trigger them out of the slump. Over the years I have picked up a few ways to spur muscles into new growth and hopefully you can pick up some tips and techniques to add to your repertoire….

Be warned though and do not use them all at once; use them sparingly and when needed. See which ones you respond best to and utilize them to your advantage. [Read more...]